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released December 25, 2016

Performed by Greg Hoy, David E. Richman, Harris Pittman
Recorded at Tiny Telephone, Oakland
Mixed at Tiny Telephone Studio A
Engineering/Mix by Jacob Winik
Assisted by Devon Grieder
EXCEPT 'Simplicity Complex' & 'Ruby
Performed by Greg Hoy & Steve Sutherland (Slurry Bombers)
Recorded in Boulder, CO

Embiggened by GH

All songs written by GH/BMI except
'On The Fence' lyrics by Sean Murphy

Spiritual guidance by Jason Slota and John Vanderslice




30 Peak Recording Company San Francisco, California

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Track Name: PowerLosers
All the young dudes never wanna fall in love
They always have another plan
Taking tricks with another little downtown girl
Breaking hearts in the promised land

Spend the money focus only on the fortune and fame
Hourglass slipping sand
Think they got all the tricks playing at their game
But they never seem to understand

Never get enough
Never feel the shame
Everyone's a loser playing at the same game

Never get enough
Never feel the shame
Everyone's a loser playing at the same game again
At the same game again

Separate all the liars crucify all the thieves
Think your god has other plans
Eat the rich sitting pretty on a sunny beach
Taking tricks from their biggest fans

Breaking backs so familiar it's the only way
To satisfy the common man
Swinging dicks mystify all the quiet sheep
Something I can't understand
Track Name: Forever is Plenty of Time
People stare as we laugh at ourselves
Rather her than anybody else
Took some time then we found our own thing
Everybody looking for that ring

Everyone needs a second chance
So much more than a Saturday romance
I don't know, I just do what I'm told
Never die, never grow old

Yea I want you
But I don't need you
Who's to say that
Forever is plenty of time?

Take a breath, celebrate all the time
Who'da thought a heart could feel this fine?
We dance 'cause we got our own beat
The puzzle's now complete, yea!
Track Name: Simplicity Complex
They only take just what they want.
[FYO!] That's what I hear you saying
Things yr contemplating after graduating

[FYO!] Like a battle crying
So much space for lying & nothing satisfying

[FYO!] You get there's people dying
But you're not even trying - just keep on multiplying

[FYO!] Your life is so frustrating
Maybe just keep on waiting? Sitting vegetating?

You're so happy with your
So happy with your
You're so happy with your
So happy with your

[FYO!] First you need medication
Then some meditation & some mediation

[FYO!] Access the situation:
Do you need separation or just clarification?

[FYO!] Yeah it's a weak foundation
Maybe you need vacation to help ease frustration

[FYO!] It's a real career ender
Maybe go have a bender get a public defender
Track Name: Let Go!
Another charade clearing the air
Scandal's the same from a rocking chair
Cure the disease never too late
Sometimes ideas just need a second date

Looking for clues scene of the crime
Never forget no one gets out here alive
A moment's collapse, a shadowy grave
A quiet release hope you enjoy your stay

Why try to hold on to this for so long when
I should just let go?

Tap on the phone it's all the rage
Can't smell the lemon but there's lemonade
Everything's real, everything's now
100º you know it slaughters the cow

Gimme an axe taking the chop
Keep on coming so it don't ever stop
Let's isolate it's all the same
Pushing the needle right into the grave
Track Name: Ruby
When I'm uptight she comforts me
She doesn't fight but she don't come free
Track Name: You Got Another Man?!
Hey, you, say hello!
Another lost soul stuck on the payroll
But paid in full!

Let's blow the roof off
We'll use a clean cloth
You know, to get to that 'hard to reach' spot

An innuendo, a slow crescendo
You might be a Barbie
But I ain't no Ken doll! No I ain't

But there's just one thing I can't understand...
You got another man?!

It's fresh off the showroom floor
Can I get a little more?
I smell your perfume and I wonder 'Can I get a little closer to you?'

Cmon, relax your chokehold, for sale until sold
I'm going for that gold, going for that gold!
Yes I am!
Track Name: On The Fence
Most girls want songs written about them
They wanna be the one that got away
They'd settle for villains and heartbreakers
Or the ones that always had something to say

And it's not that I don't think about you
It's just none of those parts you could play

Most girls want poems written bout them
But you're really not worth that yet
If I grabbed a pen and paper
Not sure how far I'd get

I'm so on the fence with you
You can take it off or break it off
End it tonight or see it through
I'm so on the fence with you

Some girls want nothing written about them
They wanna be the ones that fade away
Some guys regret them and forget them
Wonder why they didn't stay?

And I ain't been listening to a thing you've been saying
Yet you're falling in love (falling in love)

You keep telling me what a great guy I am
While I'm high on drugs

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